The title of this post speaks the truth. Lance and I were walking in our neighbourhood–pitching ideas for a comic, strangely enough–and when we turned back to head home so we could eat pizza, we were assaulted by some street-toughs (which now seems like a poor way to describe them, account of them not being particularly tough or street-like, but I digress).

In reality, it wasn’t a great experience to have. It’s not even a exciting or interesting story to tell. However, if I fudge a few details here and there, and recast everyone in the fight as characters from Anchorman, I can almost imagine our fight being something like this:

I would love to get in a comical fight with Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn someday. It’s on my list of things I’d like to do before I die, which I keep in a bucket under my mattress at all times.

-Evan