It’s been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

To finish things on a high note, I decided to go off the charts and post an old David Letterman Top Ten List (from August 6th 2003): “Top Ten Good Things About Being a Twin”:

10. Picking out his birthday gift is easy — I just buy what I like

9. We can communicate telepathically, but it really, really hurts

8. As far as our boss knows, we’re one guy who puts in tons of overtime

7. Thinking about a new hairstyle? Try it on your twin when she’s asleep

6. Check it out — we’re wearing each other’s pants!

5. Need money? You can always do one of them Doublemint commercials

4. [omitted for reference to "fake twins"]

3. We save thousands on mirrors

2. If I ever commit a crime (points to twin) he’s going to jail

1. I slept with my brother’s wife

Thanks for stopping by. Good night everyone!

-Evan